OBAMA'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY

PLAGIARISM ANYONE? Now the Joltin' Joe Biden VP pick makes sense. This grass roots fellow from Chicago can't help but telegraph his signals.

'Dreams of my Father 'was written by Bill Ayers. It's no wonder that it's so inconsistent. The Washington Times even did a linguistic analysis of it by running it through a concordancer and comparing it to Barack Hussein Obama's and Bill Ayers' writing and it had every marker of Bill Ayers in terms of structure and lexicon.

They also ran it through Pennebaker's Linguistic Inquiry and Word Count, which established that not only was it written disingenuously, but that the person who wrote it in the first-person couldn't have been writing about himself. Plus, it's chock-full of seafaring metaphors, as is everything that Ayers writes. Obama has barely even been on a boat.

It's damn near a slam dunk that old pal William Ayers wrote that book.